When Obama wanted the rest of the stimulus cash released, he called Bush for help.  When he needs help in Haiti, he calls Bush.  When he needs help because the Norhern Ireland peace process is about to collapse, you guessed it, he calls Bush.

Why, if Obama is just so darn wise, intelligent, and all around Dreamy, is he unable to handle these things without the assistance of a man he’s demonized for the last three years?

Find out at the Daily Caller.

- Robert Laurie

I don’t know what kind of environmental impact could have been generated by a bunch of six-year-olds running around the White House lawn, but fortunately, I no longer have to worry.  Our government has put on its thinking cap and found away to limit the ecological destruction caused by the annual toddler event.

The solution to the devastation?  Better eggs. 

This year’s eggs will be made of a recyclable paperboard compund that, praise be, contains absolutely NO wood fibers from endangered forests.

Since I know how concerned you’ve all been, I’ll continue.

In addition to the compressed paper, the eggs will feature vegetable-oil inks coated in a water based finish designed to be colorful, eco-friendly, and more expensive than last years eggs.

Finally, this administration is starting to solve the problems people really care about.  Up next?  Avatar depression!

- Robert Laurie

After the State of the Union address, Chris Matthews commented that, during the Presidents speech, he “forgot” that Obama was “a black guy.”

Well, thank God Dan Rather appeared on Matthews’ show to remind him….

Now, I’m not arguing that equating Obama’s legislative impotence with an inability to sell watermelons necessarily makes Dan Rather a racist.  However, leftie pundits love to cite the concept of “subconscious racism” – the notion that most white people don’t even know what racists they really are, until they let something like this slip. 

Olbermann and Garafalo basically keep themselves relevant by exploiting this notion.  So, with that in mind…..   What this clip clearly demonstrates is the “unprovable fact” that Dan Rather is a subconscious racist.

It also demonstrates the old media double standard.  If Limbaugh, Beck, or Hannity had said this, the firestorm would have been immediate and lethal.  I doubt they would have been allowed to finish their shows before they were yanked off the air.

Good stuff, Mr. Rather….

- Robert Laurie

OK, everybody.  Mea Culpa.  According to the feedback I’m receiving, you’re angry about the lack of updates.  I get it.

I probably should have posted something but, as promised just before Christmas, I’ve been working feverishly on a plan to redesign the blog. 

Last week, I captured a band of Dwarven cobblers and cookiemakers.  Then, I retrained them to handle blog updates.  You might think it’s a lot of work for nothing, but it really takes the pressure off yours truly.  Besides, in their off-hours I can still force them to bake and repair shoes.  Pure profit!

Not since Gary Coleman starred in “On The Right Track” have little people been used so effectively!

See you back here Monday, with new content and, God willing, a new look.

Stay tuned….

- Robert Laurie

Elton John dropped a bombshell the other day when he exposed Jesus Crist’s homosexual ways. Now Catholics are mad, the church is mad, and John, a man who once called for a world government to ban all organized religion, is in the hotseat once again.

Check out my thoughts on the matter at the DailyCaller.

- Robert Laurie

There’s a new “impeach Obama” billboard up on Highway 41 in Winebago County, Wisconsin.

 Buzzword alert, it’s being called “controversial.”  Ooooooh.

Paid for by an area attorney, the advertisement will stay up for half a year at a cost of $1,000 per month.

Democrats are calling the fee a ”waste of money.” 

They must be right, because if anyone can recognize what it looks like when someone wastes money, it’s a Democrat.

- Robert Laurie

Check out my newest op-ed over at The Daily Caller.  It deals with the fact that, since Democrats are refusing to learn from Brown’s Massachusetts win, Republicans had better.

God help them if their momentum continues, and they don’t see the lessons inherent in the Massachusetts election.

Read it HERE

- Robert Laurie

 Happy New Year, everyone. 

Regular updates will begin again tomorrow, if I can crawl out from under my cold.

In the meantime, here’s how our British friends spent last night:

Well done, London.  Sure beats the heck out of J-Lo in a goofy leotard. 

- Robert Laurie

Crackpot Democrat, Representative Alan Grayson, has threatened to jail one of his critics.

According to the Orlando Sentinel, Grayson is incensed by a website called “mycongressmanisnuts.com.”  The parody site enjoys calling out the Democrat whenever he indulges himself with one of his loony rants or childish behavior.  Eventually, the site caught the attention of Grayson himself, who has apparently decided that the best course of action is to prove his detractor’s point.

So, he’s threatening the website’s owner with jail time.

His specific complaint?  Grayson is accusing Angie Langley, who operates the site, of living outside of his district.  Therefore, he says, he is not technically “My Congressman” as the site states. 

“Ms. Langley has deliberately masqueraded as a constituent of mine, in order to try to create the false appearance that she speaks for constituents who don’t support me,” Grayson wrote. “And has chosen a name for her committee that is utterly tasteless and juvenile.”

Apparently, the highly intelligent, not crazy congressman has figured out that “mycongressmanisnuts.com” is a joke based on his own website “congressmanwithguts.com.”

Let’s just say he’s ticked off about it.  In fact, he’s so mad that he’s asked Attorney General Eric Holder to investigate the matter, and has asked that Ms. Langley be “imprisoned for five years.”

Grayson has refused to comment on the matter, but has confirmed the content of the letter.

I wonder if Holder will bring her to New York for the trial?

- Robert Laurie